First off all, Murder, She Wrote is one of my favorite TV shows of all time and probably the best American mystery show to ever appear on prime time. I know, I know, I'm not an old lady, I don't play canasta or shuttle board, I don't lawn bowl or curl but I absolutely love Murder, She Wrote. I do however have a theory about Jessica and her entire shtick. Yes, I just totally used a Yiddish word.
So my thing is this. I've seen all 12 seasons and 264 episodes.
That's not something I'd put on my resume, unless of course I was applying to the best job ever! I'm pretty sure after witnessing 264 murders in the span of 12 years I'd go freaking crazy. The poor women can't even go on vacation without their being a murder little own stay in her "quiet New England town." After 12 seasons I’m pretty sure Cabot Cove has more murders per capita than Compton. Also, Jessica always seems to be around when someone gets murdered. Aren't you getting kind of suspicious that she might be behind some of these murders? Like seriously after 10 murders that she happens to be around for, I'm hauling her in for questioning. Either she's the world's greatest detective and better than the professionals or she's helping the murders. That's all I'm saying.
Second, she's a murder mystery novelist who always seems to be around murders. Jessica, switch your genera. Write children’s books that way you'll coincidentally be surrounded by children. Or write cookbooks and be surrounded by unexplained incidents of food.
Last, what was between her and the doctor? Seriously, you can't tell me someone wasn't getting hooked up. Not after how many times he'd some over to eat her prize winning desserts.... just saying.
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